There we were, idly minding our own of a Friday afternoon, which is more than can be said of a few others (you know who you are. Get. Off) when we happened across a picture of Lindsay Lohan’s dad, Michael. We’re not bothering keeping up with the whole Lohan clan business – except the lezza bit which we find excitement ’cause we love a bit o’ lezza – and we did see a bit of that show with the Lohan mother and sister (eugh. Seriously, eugh. We had to wetwipe apres and everything), so we weren’t actually aware Lindsay had a father, though we did suspect. Anyway, when we saw the picture of the father, we thought, ‘Hold on one cotton-pickin’ momento, he brings to mind not one, but two other famouses…’ Hence that lovely menage a trois famouses up there.
So, in a nutty shell, we think Michael Barrymore (top right) is the spit (he wishes) of Michael Lohan (top left), who in turn looks a bit (possibly clutching at Wagamama chopsticks here) like Al Pacino. Ta-daaaaaaaaaaa!
There endeth today’s lesson.