Gays on film

Jim Carrey in Nicolas Cage hair transplant shock Yes, witness Ewan McGregor off-of Scotland and Jim Carrey off-of teeth having a little snog and fiddle in new ‘gay love behind bars’ film I Love You Phillip Morris. And the word on the constantly-being-dug-up-by-the-council street is that the emphasis is on emotional love (you know with heartstrings and everything), not just soap-dropped-in-the-shower based bum sexing.

Said story of gay is actually based on the real lives of Steven Russell (Carrey) and Phillip Morris (McGregor), who met and fell bonce over bottom for one another in the clink. Russell was a married man with kinder who eventually came out of that overcrowded closet and after some bumper to bumper fun, found love with his first boyfriend who later died of AIDS. Jailed for fraud, he met ginger pubes Phillip behind bars and the cutesome twosome began a courtship involving kissing and front bottom touching and everything. *claps hands*

Currently filming, we hear this is getting a spring 2009 release and frankly Mr. Shankly we’re looking forward to it – even if we can’t slash don’t want to imagine Jim Carrey in a man sex type way.

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3 comments to “Gays on film”

  1. I hope, however, there is a bit of ‘soap dropeed in the shower bum sexing’!

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  2. Euan likes getting his cock out. So I imagine we’ll at least get a bit of that.

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  3. Sorry, ‘Ewan’. Must try harder…

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