Ulrika Jonsson off-of cunt has revealed to a still-stunned world that she will – that’s will – be sexy again.
We’ll be the judge of that.
Ulrika Jonsson vowed to Closer magazine that ‘her sexy side will kick in again.’
Who said ‘kick’?
And said that she will stop looking ‘crap every day’.
Who said ‘every’?
Oh, and listen to what else she had to say…
‘I know this is not the regular family set-up. But this is just the way life has unfolded.
‘I didn’t just sow my wild oats and bugger off.
‘I’ve taken full responsibility for my actions.’
So, riddle us this, Cunty Jonsson… it’s fine ‘n’ dandy for you to live your life the way you want to, to have four children by four different fathers, god knows how many penises inside of your baggy flange, when Sven off-of football and already taken came round to touch front bottoms you allowed one of your children to believe he was there to fit your new kitchen, generally have a family set-up that’s conducive to maladjusted offspring – but two men kissing on television is wrong?
Ulrika Jonsson? Twat.
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