When Me-Me-Me met Guy Ritchie*

Wot no gangsters? * Yes, we are showing off.

So yesterday we met-eth Mr. Madonna. Surprisingly he wasn’t wearing tweed. Or satin. Or holding a tasselled slipper like a pipe. He was looking really rather normal in that surprised school-boy way that Guy Ritchie does so well (witness pictorial evidence above). We suspect it comes with having that fair downy fluff that passes for eyebrows in the upper classes. But it could just be that he’s simply staggered by all the bonkers goings on *guffaws*. We just don’t know.

So we were there to talk about his ‘eagerly anticipated’ new film RocknRolla (which we have seen and can’t quite make our mind up about. Gerard Butler does gay, but oh-so reluctantly it has a sweaty whiff of the homophobe about it) and discuss it we did – a little bit. The PR was watching and we had to keep her sweet. All the bases were touched. He was charming, intelligent, passionate, entirely unsexable but appealing in a sort of ‘Oh come here Ritchie you little rascal *ruffles hair*’ type way. Oh, and he loves his wife. Yes that’s right. Apparently her name is Madonna and he predicts she’s going to be big.

Brushing other Madge shaped questions aside (although he did reveal that she’s better at reading bedtime stories to the kiddiwinks. We’re sure he didn’t mean those bedtime stories) he was actually really rather a nice chap… until the end, when the little matter of the homo came into the equation. And it was in such a diluted ‘metrosexual’ question form that us at Moi Moi Moi almost missed it until Ritchie Rich ruled out any of that sarong-wearing nonsense and set the law straight. ‘All I know is that I’m heterosexual and that’s it’. Protest? Too? Much? Hmmm…

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5 comments to “When Me-Me-Me met Guy Ritchie*”

  1. You big show-offs!
    I like Guy’s mouth in that picture.

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  2. I’ve always been rather a fan of the ‘blow up sex doll’ look on a man.

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  3. ‘All I know is that I’m heterosexual and that’s it’ is what Guy says to me everytime I’m on my knees giving him the lips of life. What you don’t realize Me Me Me, is that was him making his move.

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  4. Guy Ritchie is in me while I’m typing this.

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  5. Well, he can’t be doing any thing ecxiting, or esle your typing would be all fukced up….

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