Well, what a night that was! You pitch up at Bush Hall in London’s very un-glittering Shepherd’s Bush (and then down the road a bit!) and you’ve been told to be there at 9pm sharp, but you don’t really believe it but get there at 9.15 anyway to find the place crawling with the most extraordinary bunch of… does ‘freaks’ sound rude?
And then, again as warned, at 9.30 on the button out comes Scissor Sisters sista Ana Mantronic to introduce Johnny Blue Eyes, fashionista to the stars. He comes out in a Union Jack dress with a carnival head on to be serenaded by Beth Ditto (‘Send in the Clowns’ – couldn’t be more spot).
From there it was Ditto and Mantronic modelling, bizarre models snogging on the catwalk, Johnny getting naked but for a pair of platform shoes then… Kate Moss. Can it really be her? She don’t walk the (cat)walk anymore. But there she was. In a top hat (style accessory du moment says us). Looking great.
But don’t take our word for it. See the pictures over the jump.