A thought on the American election thing.

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You know us, we never like to be partisan. We feel it would be inappropriate. Someone stuck a bumper sticker on our non-existant vehicle – the one that wouldn’t run down that cunt Boris Johnson were he to inadvertently bumble like a special needs into oncoming traffic on his way to another day’s ‘work’ fucking up London – the other day which read, ‘John McCain’s a retard’, and we removed it immediately. Seriously, what’s wrong with people these days?

Impartial, that’s us. It’s just, you know, like, is it just the wind direction or does this election thing seem to have been going on since 1973? And aren’t the people at those convention raves terribly excitable, and partial to a ‘doesn’t sound like a BNP rally in the slightest’ chant or seven? Oh, and the Republicans seem terribly impressed by the fact that McCain has seven children, despite any dog on the street being capable of multitudinous births. Talking of which we are, understandably, totally obsessed by Sarah Palin. She’s hot. And it’s not a problem at all that were anything to go wrong with McCain, she’d be running the world. We think it would be a fun thing. Besides, she totally gets the lips ‘n’ eyes make-up rule, which Michelle Obama so doesn’t. 

Ooh but ooh, the person we’re really enjoying is that man up there, the one who likes drawing pretty stars all over his posters, and who think’s John’s a ‘Mavrick’. Personally, we thought he was a ‘Maverick’, but what do we know.

Fancy watching 48 minutes and 56 seconds of a doddery old man wittering on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on…? Go here.

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5 comments to “A thought on the American election thing.”

  1. People were crying in the audience. Calm down dears.

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  2. I think McCain’s a bit simple.

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  3. They can’t vote for him surely, he’s just so old. So old and, well, just old.

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  4. When they shout ‘U.S.A, U.S.A’ doesn’t it kind of remind you of the ‘Sieg Heils’ at a Nuremburg rally? Scary patriotic inbreds.

    And the RNC crowd was SO white. Those guys sure know how to represent the melting pot that is America….

    As for Palin, we need to ask her the tough stuff. You know, like the name of the President of Georgia, or the capital of Uzbekistan. Stuff she might need to know if the old fart croaks it and she gets woken up in the middle of the night cos Russia’s gone walkabout again….

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  5. Yes, he’s old. Went to high school with Jesus. So, essentially, this party’s ticket is Mr Past It and Mrs Extreme Right of the Inexperienced.

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