Isn’t the church a nice, accepting place… Or, three reasons why Katy Perry, her parents, and the church are complete cocks.

But if you finger a small choirboy, that's okay.

Katy Perry is a twat, m’lord.

Of the highest order, m’lord.

Maybe GMTV will employ her, m’lord.

Oh yes, our reasoning… Well, we’ve been here before s’true, chose to forget about it, but now she’s reared her dirty little face again, admittedly not of her own doing, even though she really shouldn’t ‘do’. The three reasons why we’re talking about her again are dot-dot-dot

a) Peter Tatchell off-of gay rights thinks she’s a twat too, apropos her anti-gay song, ‘UR So Gay’. Andwequote:

‘I am sure Katy would get a critical reception if she expressed comparable sentiments in a song called ‘UR so black, Jewish, disabled’.’

And so say all of us.

(To remind you, the lyrics in ‘UR So Gay’ go thus: ‘I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf/While jacking off listening to Mozart/You bitch and moan about LA/You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys’. The fact that he doesn’t like boys you will realise, oh clever people, is neither here nor there.)

Katy Perry, incidentally, used to be a Christian pop singer.

2) Apropos her song ‘I Kissed A Girl’, some lame old church people have gotten all in a tizz. See above. Seriously you dried up old cunts, haven’t you got anything better to flick yourselves off over worry about than whether people have it off with the same sex or no? The fairy down the bottom of our garden told us it’s all the rage…

and trois) Katy Perry’s parents are retarded. They’re Evangelical preachers. Go figure. This is what her dirty Momma said about Katy singing a song about gayness (whilst self-flagellating, most probably):

‘We hate it. It promotes homosexuality, which the bible clearly states is a sin, and it is shameful and disgusting. Katy is not a homosexual, and has just been led astray by Hollywood.’

Wait for this, this is the best bit…

‘When it comes on I bow my head and pray.’

 

 

 

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4 comments to “Isn’t the church a nice, accepting place… Or, three reasons why Katy Perry, her parents, and the church are complete cocks.”

  1. How do these religious folk expect us to take them seriously when they’re natural habitat is so obviously a mental home?

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  2. We won’t have her in the house.

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  3. This serves as another reminder that I really need to get my ducks in a row and “roll on up outta here” (America) and get back to London. Atlanta was alright but Akron is far too woolawdyjesus for me!

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  4. oh honestly what a load of evangelical nonsense . the saddest thing is that i actually watched the tumbleweeds video .. all the way through, expecting something exciting to happen :P .
    let us not hate the evil ways of the fundis, you know that whole do unto others rule that my presbyterian fellows and i constantly preach about .. yeah . they lose out in the end, wehn theyre in heaven wi the rest of the worlds most boring people.. including the pope, the archbishop of canterbury (who shudnt rele be there anyway as we all know) and lets not forget ‘paul’ . from the bible . nd shit . wahtta load of old, i mean . x

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