Katie Price was on the Alan ‘In me Hampshire garden’ Titchmarsh Show yesterday, replete with newly tumescent gob. (Incidentally, we learned the word ‘tumescent’ back in 1996 when a then literary-minded lover sent a sex-pest text [advanced for it’s time, admittedly], with talk of his ‘cock, tumescent with desire’. It didn’t last much longer. Who wants to go out with someone whose idea of dirty talk is like a sesh with the Bloomsbury Set?)
Anyways plural, t’looks like Katie off-of Jordan’s had a bit more costly kneading in the lip area. By which we mean the lip area. This is a family show. We like how she’s teamed it with stripy pink top and girly-girl pigtails.
Other people – by which we mean the Daily Mail – have reported it thus: ‘The model’s beestung lips looked almost bigger than her face.’
Let’s look at Katie Price’s chunky pucker from another angle…