We heard on the grapevine that a gossip columnist (probably) fabricated an insider who whispered within the earhole of an alleged source who revealed to a (possibly) real live human who asked a work experience kid to type it into a keyboard and ask a techie to publish it on the Daily Mail’s trustworthy website, ‘She’s hot, young and of the moment. She’s got an edginess about her and we like the face of the firm to have that hint of danger. We’ve no doubt she’ll be a huge success.’
Hmm, we have a few things to say about this…
a. She’s about as edgy as a Toni and Guy snip.
b. The only ‘hint of danger’ comes in the form of that lower jaw. It’s a lawsuit waiting to happen. Health and Safety, much?
And c. and d.
We hear the ad is set to cause controversy with Daddy G because she shows a teet or two. To see the lantern jawed wonder follow through…
*tee and/or hee* Fooled ya!