Posh Spice off-of David Beckham’s got a new barnet, and we liketh. We also know, from experience, it’s very manageable. We also like the little black dress. And we’re not calling it an LBD. This isn’t Glamour magazine.
Ser. Iously though, how ridiculous do the pair of them look? What is it with fashion that brings out the twat in a person? Now we also know from experience that both Victoria Beckham and Jennifer Lopez are lovely off-of nice, following liaisons plural with the pair of them – and that’s not just us showing off, for that piece of information served a purpose, and the Baby G says that’s a good thing – so we’d just like to point out we’re not saying they are twats, we’re saying they merely look like twats. There’s a difference. The same cannot be said of Boris Johnson.
ps. If anyone’s taking notes, it’s the Marc Jacobs show. And there are more pics here. It’s the Daily Mail. We know. We’re sorry. It’s just, you know… *hangs head*