Kelly Brook (j’adore) has gone ‘ficial with Danny Cipriani off-of j’adore in a whole other way.
The pair, according to a real-life witness, ‘gazed into each other’s eyes’ for three earth hours at The Ivy in Covent Garden last night.
Question, Real Life Witness, in three parts:
a) Were you really at The Ivy for three hours?
b) Did you spend the entire duration observing Kelly ‘n’ Danny? Momma thinks that’s kinda creepy…
d) And c) and d)
Oh, for those who don’t know, Danny Cipriani does rugby. And is 20. Making him eight years younger than Kelly. Who’s 28. Do the math(s).
In conclusion: Pretty couple, innit, but we miss Billy Zane….
Now let’s look at Danny Cipriani with his clothes off. Oh okay.