Kelly Brook (j’adore) has gone ‘ficial with Danny Cipriani off-of j’adore in a whole other way.
The pair, according to a real-life witness, ‘gazed into each other’s eyes’ for three earth hours at The Ivy in Covent Garden last night.
Question, Real Life Witness, in three parts:
a) Were you really at The Ivy for three hours?
b) Did you spend the entire duration observing Kelly ‘n’ Danny? Momma thinks that’s kinda creepy…
d) And c) and d)
Oh, for those who don’t know, Danny Cipriani does rugby. And is 20. Making him eight years younger than Kelly. Who’s 28. Do the math(s).
In conclusion: Pretty couple, innit, but we miss Billy Zane….
Now let’s look at Danny Cipriani with his clothes off. Oh okay.
Danny’s too boyish. I want Kelly to go out with a bit of rough. Not that it has anything to do with me, but I was ever so fond of both Billy and Jason.
I like how Kelly is all happy-happy joy-joy and comfortable with paperoos and little Danny doesnt know what to do with himself. Cuteness extreme.
I like his outfit. In the bottom picture.
Sweet nectar of the Gods I’d give anything to get into a scrum with him. I have been on board the Cipriani express for quite some time. And at 20 ripe years of age, he could fuck Billy AND Jason under the table, and be ready to up and at ‘em George Mcfadden in minutes. Kelly Brook is a lucky cunt.
I’d be quite happy with a foursome involving all mentioned. Kelly would be hot in bed I reckon, and totally non-judgemental.
I like Kelly, too. A very, very pretty lady.