Question (Destiny’s Child-style intonation, please): Why is it, when we have ready access to as much porn as our dirty little mittens can manage, we still get excited by a flash o’ back bottom on the telly?

Hello, young men...

Depending on your level of commitment, that may or may not be a rhetorical question.

Anyways, talk of the telly town this morrow is of The Sex Education Show on Her Majesty’s Channel Four last night, in which a clever journalist told the world that yes, sweety, people have it off and just to prove it, she got a bunch of football/rugby/delete as appropriate players to get not only get their kits off as is the norm in these sorts of shows, but also got them to measure the girth of their penises (in centimetres, people, in centimetres) to see whether ou non they were using the right sized condoms. T’seems most weren’t. Also t’seems most of the football/rugby/delete as appropriate gennelmen had girths of between 12 and 16cm. *gets measuring tape out…. Aaaaaaaaaaand, relax*

Anyways #2, that’s all by the by. Let’s now look at pics of those rugby/rugby/etc gennelmen with their back bottoms out ‘n’ stuff. *has chufties*

Group strip. Close-up. Back bottoms plural Er, hands? Turn round turn round turn round turn round! etc. You can be our favourite...

*has a little fiddle*

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4 comments to “Question (Destiny’s Child-style intonation, please): Why is it, when we have ready access to as much porn as our dirty little mittens can manage, we still get excited by a flash o’ back bottom on the telly?”

  1. What about that funny lad who got his untrimmed manhood out for us to have a good ole gander at… very brave, if you ask me.

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  2. That last one is my husband. He is unaware of this fact.

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  3. I love the excuses they come up with for showing cock before the watershed, don’t you? Educational will always do it. I just wish they’d put stuff like this on later. I don’t want Embarrassing Illnesses with my tea, thankyouverymuch!

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  4. I love a big arse on a fit guy … nothing excites me more! Yum.

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