Not with those thighs, ma’am.

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We have a lot of time for Miss Jackson To You. We have a lot of time for most people who get their tits out on national telly; double that up with her cheeeenius Will and Grace cameo-age and she’s a friend for life; triple that up with the nice video thing she did, telling people that if they’re homophobic they’re a cunt (didn’t quite use the word ‘cunt’. She probably said ‘bad pussycat’) and we’re close to using her as a vessel for carrying on the blood line. We even – and this is quite telling – j’adore her penchant for nasty (get it? No really, get it? GET IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT?) clobber, see above. And the apparently disparaging title was merely a journalistic device, in order to entice you this far into the story. See, it worked.

The end.

Oh yes, ps. This is JJ kicking off her Rock Witchu (sic) Tour in Vancouver, Canadia. Of which she said, ‘This show is for the fans.’

Oh.

 

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6 comments to “Not with those thighs, ma’am.”

  1. She fucking nicked that outfit off me, bitch.

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  2. Yeah and you only copied it off me, when you saw me wear it to Jordan and Peter’s wedding, so park it lady.

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  3. I think we all need to take a moment to pray that she brings her tour to the UK. There’s not one person who reads this site that hasn’t had anonymous sex to one of her songs.

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  4. she looks like she’s auditioning for Starlight Express.

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  5. I thought she stole that outfit from the Labelle comeback tour!

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  6. Oh gawd! Another wardrobe malfunction.

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