We have a lot of time for Miss Jackson To You. We have a lot of time for most people who get their tits out on national telly; double that up with her cheeeenius Will and Grace cameo-age and she’s a friend for life; triple that up with the nice video thing she did, telling people that if they’re homophobic they’re a cunt (didn’t quite use the word ‘cunt’. She probably said ‘bad pussycat’) and we’re close to using her as a vessel for carrying on the blood line. We even – and this is quite telling – j’adore her penchant for nasty (get it? No really, get it? GET IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT?) clobber, see above. And the apparently disparaging title was merely a journalistic device, in order to entice you this far into the story. See, it worked.
Oh yes, ps. This is JJ kicking off her Rock Witchu (sic) Tour in Vancouver, Canadia. Of which she said, ‘This show is for the fans.’