Sep 17
2008

Let’s all point and stare.

By admin on September 17, 2008

Poppa?

Oh c’mon, this woman exists precisely so that a) We have something to make us feel better about ourselves, b) We have something to gaze incredulously at and c) All of the above plus a tenuous d) Which is something to help us barf up that stale £3.50, all-you-can-eat Thai buffet from Old Compton Street that we tried mostly because of a bet but also because we had lost the power of discernment and taste but have now learned our lesson and will never, ever, ever go back there again. It’s almost put us off food for life, but that would be silly and possibly unwise.

Anyway, Jocelyn Wildenstein is, we can exclusively reveal, a freak. No really, any sympathy flies out the window when you see the conceit hidden behing the wings on her Rodeo Drive-bought jacket. Eugh.

More after jumpy. She’s with her boyfriend Lloyd Klein, by the way. Who has the look of someone who’s also been fiddled with. And not in a good way. And to mis-quote Mrs Merton, wonder what Lloyd Klein sees in the multi-millionaire Jocelyn Wildenstein…?

Er, sandals? Hmmmn, what you're saying is very interesting...

Pictures via this kind gennelman, btw.

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13 comments to “Let’s all point and stare.”

  1. Champagne for Lulu
    Champagne for Lulu September 17, 2008 at 11:34 am |

    I cannot get enough of this woman.

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  2. channel4
    channel4 September 17, 2008 at 11:52 am |

    what a joker!

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  3. Tequilla Mockingbird
    Tequilla Mockingbird September 17, 2008 at 11:57 am |

    I’m with Lulu, this lady is the freaking dream

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  4. Smalls
    Smalls September 17, 2008 at 4:55 pm |

    Love. Her.

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  5. John Gayerman
    John Gayerman September 17, 2008 at 5:01 pm |

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,
    sexy.

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  6. stevedenver
    stevedenver September 17, 2008 at 5:54 pm |

    She looks like Steve Stifler’s mom after a disfiguring car wreck. Her pain and sadness must be immense. WHAT A FREAK!

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  7. Consuela
    Consuela September 17, 2008 at 9:55 pm |

    Blimey, you’re right. She is Stifler’s mother.

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  8. Cuntry Bumpkin
    Cuntry Bumpkin September 18, 2008 at 11:06 am |

    She’s Stifler’s Mom with a touch of elaphantitis…..

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  9. Richard the Big Bunny
    Richard the Big Bunny September 18, 2008 at 8:13 pm |

    That genuinely made me jump today! I just wasn’t ready when I scrolled down …

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  10. Matt
    Matt September 19, 2008 at 6:14 am |

    I actually saw her in person and she freaked me out.

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  11. cher fan
    cher fan September 19, 2008 at 10:47 am |

    It’s v sad :(

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  12. Bree Van de Kamp
    Bree Van de Kamp September 19, 2008 at 12:44 pm |

    the sad thing is, that last photo would actually be quite a nice photo .. but her face… it just.. ruins it, so dreadfully … :( it actually makes me want to weep . :’( WAHTTA FREAK xx

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  13. Rapi Castillo
    Rapi Castillo July 7, 2009 at 3:10 am |

    She’s like the joker in skin tone make-up.

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