Poor Daniel’s got a sex sprain after bumming us all night. *white wees, etc.*
OK, in real honest-to-goodness life, where some bitch is stepping out with our boyfriend (you’d think she’d look a bit happier) Daniel Craig has cut his hand while filming an action scene. Which involved him being naked on a jet ski. Just a dream we had.
He’s being a brave little soldier about it all, though, and we wouldn’t expect anything less. This is a man who has survived the slicing of a finger, and who has an unexplained injury scar on that lovely V bit we perve on when bored. And excited.
So anyway, we’d like to offer our shoulders/front bottoms to lean on if the pain gets too much. And those *checks* sling things can be tricky in the shower, so we’d be happy to assist in any undressing, water-type activities aussi.