So excitement is The Sex Education Show on Her Majesty’s Fourth Channel, that we even considered passing up a do at London’s glittering Somerset House followed by another do at London’s newly opened-as-in-last-night Paramount Club, just to stay in and watch slightly ropey members of a football club get their front bottoms groped by medical professionals. But we didn’t. What we did instead is get someone who doesn’t have that much of a life to get stills from said show, in order for us to perve over the following morning when suffering in inverted commas from a horny hangover, owing to stupendous amounts of booze consumption the previous evening.
And here they are. Inappropriate touches at the ready… Oh, NSFtheoddWplace, btw. Deemed SFHome, however, seeing as it’s on pre-watershed. But kids don’t ‘alf grow up young these days, so ’tis to be expected.
So, 'The Sex Education Show'. Thoughts on a Princess Diana cut-out postcard, please. In the meantime, let's look at the footballers who got their back and front bottoms out in order to educate us.,