Oof! Put it away love.

Dirty granny

Cilla Black (that’s a hard ‘C’ by the way, like ‘Cunt’) is a deludanoid.

She thinks she’s got sexy legs. She ain’t. She thinks she is a national treasure. She SO ain’t. And she thinks she’s got some kind of cult cool status. *tea pours out of nose as we snort with derision*

What she is is… a nasty old Tory bitch who puts on an accent never quite heard in Liverpool and bangs on about The Beatles as if anyone gave a flying fruitcake anymore.

Here she is ‘starring’ in Naomi Campbell’s fashion show in aid of Fashion for Relief (or something). She was joined by a dazzling array of whatevers including Cheryl Cole off-of X Factor and Tyson Beckford, who took his pants down in front of the Prime Minister’s wife. You can see THAT picture after the jump…
Off, off, off, off

The filth! 

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7 comments to “Oof! Put it away love.”

  1. You, yourselves, are seriously deluded my chumperoos.

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  2. Fucking hate Cilla Black.

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  3. Why are they deluded? Cilla Black IS a cunt! And I hate the way she thinks she’s down with the gays just coz she’s mates with Lily Savage and goes down The Shadow Lounge. Silly bitch.

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  4. hahahahahahahaha. Love the caption on the Cilla picture – ‘Dirty granny’. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
    Ha.

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  5. Hello Number 3, what’s your name and where do you come from? ‘My name’s Cilla and I come from cunt.’

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  6. Heart Pilar.

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  7. Me and Cilla go way back – we toured the northern working men’s clubs with our double act ‘Lady Garden’ back when she was still Prissy White, but she screwed me over for a solo spot at the Cavern club – what a cunt! Still, it was a shame about that robbery at her gaff weren’t it *rattles jewellery*

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