Cilla Black (that’s a hard ‘C’ by the way, like ‘Cunt’) is a deludanoid.
She thinks she’s got sexy legs. She ain’t. She thinks she is a national treasure. She SO ain’t. And she thinks she’s got some kind of cult cool status. *tea pours out of nose as we snort with derision*
What she is is… a nasty old Tory bitch who puts on an accent never quite heard in Liverpool and bangs on about The Beatles as if anyone gave a flying fruitcake anymore.
Here she is ‘starring’ in Naomi Campbell’s fashion show in aid of Fashion for Relief (or something). She was joined by a dazzling array of whatevers including Cheryl Cole off-of X Factor and Tyson Beckford, who took his pants down in front of the Prime Minister’s wife. You can see THAT picture after the jump…