Cordoned off.

Nice lip-gloss.

That’s our Heat-style-y circle of shame, that is. Inside of which is the face off-of Meg Matthews formerly off-of Noel Gallagher off-of Oasis off-of ‘I’m a Manc, me’.

Looks like when an orange is 73 weeks old, the insides have reduced to mere dust, and you squish the still intact peel downwards with your thumb. Or forefinger, if we’re being picky. The result is not dissimilar to an anus.

Also known as *draws sad emoticon*.

Also known as ‘Ulrika Jonsson’.

But, you know, that’s just shallow. J’adore Meg Matthews. How could you not like a woman whose name rhymes with ‘peg’?

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4 comments to “Cordoned off.”

  1. why pick on this hag – was she rude to you?

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  2. Oh channel4, they ended on a very positive note re. the Meg, therefore all is forgiven.

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  3. Oh Meg.

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  4. 42 years old, apparently.

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