Honey, did your mother not give you enough attention as a child?

Having a sly pocket fiddle, eh? What’s this? Egotist extraordinaire David Blaine doing another ‘kerazy’ stunt for little to no reason, if only to show the world how ‘kerazy’ he is. Oh purlease, sweet cheeks, we stopped that kind of attention seeking behaviour when our mother dearest told us off for doing the funky chicken at granny Nora’s funeral. Well someone needed to liven that shit up.

So we’ve seen the Blaine stand on a pole for a long period of time, hold his breath under water, frozen in a block of ice, buried alive, and our personal favourite, hanging in a glass box over London’s glittering Thames for 44 days. This particular stunt brings a tear of pride to our eye, as while the rest of the world embraced Blaine’s ‘Look at me! Look at me!’ antics (and discussed ‘second coming’s) Londoners of the world united in their disdain for the headline seeking beeyatch. If David Blaine is good for one thing, it’s bringing out the cynic in an English, and that’s never a bad thing.

But what of this latest stunt? Well, he proposes to hang upside down a la Batman for three days and nights. Risks involve brain haemorrhage, blindness, and – here’s hoping – ridicule. We’re not saying a thing…

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4 comments to “Honey, did your mother not give you enough attention as a child?”

  1. … except ‘CUNT’.

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  2. What a twat. Me think the best thing that can come of this is all three – brain haemorrhage, blindness AND ridicule.

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  3. We should all get our baseball bats and go down there and pretend he’s a pinata.

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