You thought Amy Winehouse was a mess? You wait till you hear the Bond theme they commissioned when they dumped her!

Shoot the pair of 'em!

So, the story goes that Amy of Wine was all set to go ahead and record a theme for Quantum of Solace, the new Bond movie. Then she took some wrong tablets or something and the squares at Bond decided it was all a bit risky (shoot the world up, by all means, just don’t shoot anything else up, kids. Y’hear!)

Instead, they enlisted the very dreary talents of one Mr. Jack White off-of Stripes and Ms. Alicia Keys off-of ‘wake us up when she’s finished’. And the result… messier than a big night out with Amy. It’s like 17 songs all mashed together. Honest. Bring back Dame Shirley, we say.

Don’t know who the muppets in the home-made video are but you can hear ‘Another Way to Die’ (for such is its name – aren’t they supposed to have the same title as the film anyway?) after the jump… 

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4 comments to “You thought Amy Winehouse was a mess? You wait till you hear the Bond theme they commissioned when they dumped her!”

  1. Eugh, horrible. That’s just noise. And not nice noise neither. Eugh.

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  2. Whatever happened to people recording songs?

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  3. Bum me Bond….
    Oh but yes, the song. Atrocious.

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  4. Love the wake us up when she’s finished line. Talentless slag with the personality of burnt toast. Pretentious piano playing and an expressionless voice. No one indeed.

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