Christina Aguilera in a double whammy of newsicle stories

All the greats Ooh, ooh *claps hands like a special* we have not one but two reasons to have Christina Aguilera-related business up on Moi-Moi-Moi today. Ready?

First off-of, the Ags is releasing her greatest hits album and the above vision of unrecognisable loveliness is its very cover. Not quite sure why Katie Price is on the front, but hey ho, horses for courses and all that. And we all know how Katie loves a horse. Eh? Neeway…

Second-forth Christina releases her new perfume Perspire, sorry, Inspire tomorrow and we hear it’s a smelly that ‘brings a little of her self-assured confidence and sexiness to women everywhere’. Noice.

There are but two reasons why you should pop your mices past the jump. The greatest hits tracklisting and the (bit shit) advert for said perfume. Go on then…

Christina Aguilera: Keeps Gettin’ Better – A Decade of Hits. What’s on it, like?

1. Genie In A Bottle (New Version)
2. What A Girl Wants
3. Come On Over Baby (All I Want Is You)
4. Lady Marmalade (New Version)
5. Dirrty (featuring Redman)
6. Beautiful (New Version)
7. Fighter
8. Ain’t No Other Man
9. Hurt
10. Candyman
11. Keeps Gettin’ Better
12. Dynamite

Inspired? Hmmm….

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6 comments to “Christina Aguilera in a double whammy of newsicle stories”

  1. Ten songs released in what feels like a ten year career. Actually, can’t be far off ten years. Money for old rope that is.

    Plus she’s criminally missed off Nobody Wants To Be Lonely with the never-knowingly-hetrosexual Ricky Martin.

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  2. I loves me some Christina, I really do, but the girl has done a few things wrong here:

    1. used a type font that makes it look like her surmane is AGUILERR.
    2. She looks like a cock in a frock.
    3. She’s done ‘new versions’ of some stuff. We want Classic Xtina.
    4. Where the Lady Marmalade is Reflection?

    I shall of course be pre ordering it immediatley.

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  3. Christina looks like a young Barbra Streisand in that shot.

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  4. Tequilla, I hear you loud and queer. When you pressed the Stripped tour DVD into my limp-wristed hand just last week, did we not ask why she hasn’t released a greatest hits? I look forward to borrowing your CD and pretending I bought it myself.

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  5. Pilar,
    Once again, you have taken the wrong end of the dildo, I said it was too early for her to be releasing a Greatest Hits. What it must be like to live inside that head? As for the DVD, there is a big difference in me slipping it into your open limp wristed palm, and you stealing it while I wasn’t looking.

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  6. And there I thought the cover was a witty homage to Julia Roberts in “Notting Hill”.

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