G-A-Y vroom-vroom-vrooooooooooooooms its way over to Heaven (down Charing Cross Road, left at St Martin’s in the Field, past Kudos towards Charing Cross Station [left hand side], slip down Villiers Street, first on your right. Et voila!)

A hot flyer. Oh hello.

Hello.

After years and years and years and days of speculation, it has been announced that G-A-Y is – that’s is – moving to Heaven. Not only that, G-A-Y the brand has actually bought Heaven. Or the parent company that owns G-A-Y (MAMA), has. Or something. To be honest we’re confused, but suffice to say Jeremy of Joseph will be running the shop down Heaven from now on, and he’s gonna give it a spit ‘n’ polish and everything. This is what he has to say on the matter:

‘I’m proud and excited that I can now confirm that G-A-Y is the new owners of Heaven nightclub.

‘Despite much speculation about the future of Heaven, it is my priority to make sure not only will Heaven be the new home for G-A-Y, but also to continue the success of other nights, allowing Heaven to be a diverse venue, making it Britain’s best gay club.

‘The next couple of weeks I will spend getting to re-know Heaven and will be making plans that willl include a major refurbishment.’

*gets out Pledge*

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  1. There was most of the decent gay folk hoping that GAY was gone forever, and now this? Me-Me-Me- i curse the day day you were born for bringing me this news.

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  2. Hmmmmmmmmm, well i’ve been to Heaven twice in the last two years, and G-A-Y once… so maybe that means I’ll go to the new G-A-Y/Heaven combo thrice times over the next two years.

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  3. Both dreadful and they deserve each other. I will obviously be at the opening bash telling everyone who’ll listen how much I love it.

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  4. Apparently, Heaven staff are also moving on as the thought of working with JJ is just too dreadful.

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  5. The though of ‘working’ on it’s own was probably enough for most of them. But yes, he has got that air of ‘complete bastard’ about him. he smiles too much and it looks evil.

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