Ooh, a see-through loo! But only from the inside. Yeah, we’re thinking ‘xactly the same. What total cochons*.

Look, ladies and gentleladies - it’s a see-through toiley! Or, a see-through loo! Or, a see-through khazi! Or, a see-through bog! Or, a see-through *adopts Americanish accent* baaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrthroom! Or, a see-through *adopts Americanish accent again* restroom! Or a see-through *adopts Austrialand accent* dunny! Or, a see-through bog! Or, a see-through lav! Or, a see-through WC! Or, a see-through pisser! Or, a see-through shitter! Enough.

It’s by Monica Bonvicini; we think it’s a few years old; we only just found out about it now; we decided to mention it here ‘n’ now because it’s a fun ‘n’ shiny thing; we know of at least seven famouses with the intitials George Michael for whom such a discreet toilet might come in handy, no pun intended with the ‘handy’ bit. Okay, pun intended with the ‘handy’ bit; we think it would get full of handprints really, really quickly; we think it might confuse the elderly and/or infirm and/or special needs; and c) and d).

*makes wee-ing noises*

ps. *Frenchie for ‘pigs’. There endeth today’s lesson.