Two reasons why this pig story tickled us… Firstly, it’s a story about those Austalianishes, and they do make us laugh. And point deux, we found it while we were having a quick look at The Sun. *blushes* Only a quick look mind, just to find said pig story.
Very serious-and-important news this morning is of a Poor Woman Down Under, who can’t go outside to use the toilet (since when did people still have outside toilets? Oh yes, in Australia) for fear of being attacked by her pig. Who is apparently so aggressive that even the rangers (rangers?) couldn’t tame him.
The Poor Woman Down Under said of said pig, “It’s a beautiful male pig but he’s just so big and pushy.” Honey, are we still talking about the pig here?
Oh, and said pig is called Bruce. Of course. Jump over the jumpy for some photos of ickle piglets, just so’s we haven’t put you off pigs for life. Not that this would. Oink.
“Wearing fur? Moi?”