Silver foxy lady

*smoulder smoulder*

The latest human bean to rip the whatsit out of David Beckham’s now infamous cum bulge shots for Armani is Mark Foster out-of swimming and off-of Strictly Come Dancing.

There are several reasons why we will mostly be preferring/flicking off to Foster’s version and they are as thusly follows…

a. The cock is evidently a real-live fully-functional one as opposed to a pair of your best leg warmers.

2. The dude is almost 40, meaning the pensive scowl is an authentic almost-40-year-old’s pensive scowl (as in he’s probably actually thinking about things while smouldering, legs akimbo. *sigh* Brains and brawn).

trios. The lack of tattoo-age on this man’s body is enjoyable. Not quite sure what that item is on the left teet. Looks suspiciously like the Olympic rings (*hee*, ring) but we’re crossing our pinkies that it’s just pretend.

4. He’s 6ft 5 for baby David’s sake. Yes please.

And cinco. And six.

Apparently we’re morally obliged to say that this shoot comes c/o Now magazine, but we have no morals so won’t mention it.

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12 comments to “Silver foxy lady”

  1. Don’t forget that he is boinking ‘Colin, Miss Jackson, if you nasty’.

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  2. i have also heard this to be true! tis the boink heard around the world that dare not speak it’s boink

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  3. I’d tap that

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  4. I didn’t approve my boyfriend doing this photo. And my name is not Colin Jackson.

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  5. I feel a spit-roast coming on….

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  6. I like the way there’s a proper VPL. Unlike in the Beckham version. Which is because in the Beckham version there’s several layers on non-penile booster-material betwixt the cock and the pant.

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  7. It’s a mighty impressive bulge.

    *feels faint, eats a Girls Aloud-endorsed Kit-Kat Senses*

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  8. Dear Mark,
    I love you,
    Lotsa love,
    Me.

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  9. Oh hello.

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  10. That’s a nice VPL that is.

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  11. Nice tits. really nice tits. Colin, you done good gettin’ that one girl. x

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  12. Definitely on my list for Santa

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