Aussiebum goes all boxers on our asses.

Is that an erect penis inside your boxers, or are you just happy to see us?

Gosh, that header works on so many levels. *Pats own back*

So, Aussiebum, cliché undercrackers for the homo du jour, have gone and brought out a line of boxer shorts. Ooh, but not any old line of boxer shorts, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. No.

These boxers, ladies ‘n’ germs, are velly, velly, velly clever indeed. In that they have a, andwequote, ‘new, retro-inspired, boxer posing pouch’ withinside them. ie. A funny contraption that you stick your front bottom inside of and it pushes it out in the manner of a lady’s Wonderbra thus, therefore and as a result making passers by/potential bum-chums think you’ve got a wanger of a cock. Or just that you’ve got a small one and happen to be erect.

We’re also enjoying the tagline for the advertising campaign:

‘It’s not what you see, but what you desire the most.’

You can watch the real-life advert for Aussiebum’s ‘Parallel’ range after the jump. Hello Mum, by the way.


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