Gosh, that header works on so many levels. *Pats own back*
So, Aussiebum, cliché undercrackers for the homo du jour, have gone and brought out a line of boxer shorts. Ooh, but not any old line of boxer shorts, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. No.
These boxers, ladies ‘n’ germs, are velly, velly, velly clever indeed. In that they have a, andwequote, ‘new, retro-inspired, boxer posing pouch’ withinside them. ie. A funny contraption that you stick your front bottom inside of and it pushes it out in the manner of a lady’s Wonderbra thus, therefore and as a result making passers by/potential bum-chums think you’ve got a wanger of a cock. Or just that you’ve got a small one and happen to be erect.
We’re also enjoying the tagline for the advertising campaign:
‘It’s not what you see, but what you desire the most.’
You can watch the real-life advert for Aussiebum’s ‘Parallel’ range after the jump. Hello Mum, by the way.
Aussiebum goes all boxers on our asses. ,