In this time of credit crunching (Mmmm, Crunchie Bar), let’s look at a nice looking bank that doesn’t make you want to slit your wrists as soon as you step foot inside to withdraw your two pence savings in order to spend at Primark. Or New Look. Or down the bookies. Or on Cheesy Wotsits. Or on food for your children. Same difference. Etc.

Hands up, it's a raid...!

Maybe, just maybe, we wouldn’t be in this crunchy credit pickle if all banks looked like this. That’s something to think about, Messrs Lehman and Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae…!

Speaking of which, we in Inglaterra and les autres UK lands are frankly obsessed that something as important as a banking institution can have the sort of name you give a drag queen. Or your dog. Or both.

Anyways, back to nice banks. This one’s called CheBanca, it’s in London’s glittering Milan, it has the sort of surfaces you want to lick (unlike most banks’ surfaces that will give you syphilis if you lick ’em, and in some circumstances re-introduce the Plague), it’s designed by Crea International, and it gets us to thinking. That’s it, it just gets us to thinking.

More pics of this Hotty McHot bank after the break…

*Makes call to Barclays (Bloomsbury branch); poses question: ‘Why does this place look like a pile of shit?’; phone goes dead*

Sodden streets. Where's my money? Pretty.
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  1. They’ve made it dolly in a sad attempt to hide the fact that they’re legit loan sharks. Enter at your peril.

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