No, he hasn’t been run over and he’s not been attacked by a Maybelline Ultra-Length Wand (well, not that we know of *pats hair in style of Mae West*).
It’s Lewis Hamilton off-of driving noisy cars’s new ad for some, erm *checks internet* trainers. Yay! They’re from McLaren, who make that car he drives (and pushchairs, don’t they?) and we’re not that keen on them ourselves.
But, hey, judge for yourselves over the jump. Ends. Enough already.