Ding dong, the witch has resigned.
Homophobic, god-bothering, dirty trout Ruth Kelly, who bases the decisions she makes as a member of the Cabinet (or used to make, now she’s resigned) on her religious ‘morals’ – the same religious morals which, word up Cunty, have absolutely no place in a modern democracy that isn’t based on a work of fiction – has resigned.
Hooray/hurrah/hooray and all that, but dirty Ruth Kelly just had to – really, really, really had to – choose today of all days to do it. The day after Gordon Brown – her former boss – gave arguably the most important speech of his life at that conference thing in Manchesterford, the day during which all attention should be focused on the Prime Minister and the fallout from said speech etc and blah, not on the fact that some dirty trout who Jesus probably doesn’t want for a sunbeam because she’s a cunt (Jesus no likey cunts. He told us) has resigned.
Wonder what God would have to say on the matter.