We may already have mentioned that one of the world’s foremost homosexualists had bought the film rights to one of the world’s former foremost homosexualists’ last book. The first of these foremost homosexualists is one Thomas Ford, formerly queen bitch of the fashion world. The second, Christopher Isherwood, English writer and creator of what eventually became the movie Cabaret.
Well. Tom bought the rights to Christopher’s last book – A Single Man – about an old English gay professor living in California, whose lover dies unexpectedly. It’s good. We’ve read it and everything. Well, it seems he’s already started casting.
Starring as the prof will be Colin Firth (who is really unattractive, don’t you think?); Julianne Moore will star as his best girlfriend while Jamie ‘Billy Elliot’ Bell will take the part of his hot student.
Sounding good to us so far. Except isn’t there anyone hotter than Colin Firth?