Tombelina’s getting his little act together

He loves the feel of lovely things

We may already have mentioned that one of the world’s foremost homosexualists had bought the film rights to one of the world’s former foremost homosexualists’ last book. The first of these foremost homosexualists is one Thomas Ford, formerly queen bitch of the fashion world. The second, Christopher Isherwood, English writer and creator of what eventually became the movie Cabaret.

Well. Tom bought the rights to Christopher’s last book – A Single Man – about an old English gay professor living in California, whose lover dies unexpectedly. It’s good. We’ve read it and everything. Well, it seems he’s already started casting.

Starring as the prof will be Colin Firth (who is really unattractive, don’t you think?); Julianne Moore will star as his best girlfriend while Jamie ‘Billy Elliot’ Bell will take the part of his hot student.

Sounding good to us so far. Except isn’t there anyone hotter than Colin Firth?

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8 comments to “Tombelina’s getting his little act together”

  1. But will there be real life bumming?

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  2. I hope not if it’s Colin Firth. He looks like my Uncle Peter.

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  3. Make Mark Foster the prof, oh, please, please pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. Not that other munter!

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  4. Make Mark Foster the prof. Oh, please, please pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. Not that other munter!

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  5. What about Jason Statham and Matt Di Angelo off-of EastEnders and Strictly? I’d watch that, to be sure.

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  6. No, there isn’t anyone hotter than Colin Firth. Maybe you just don’t see it. Then there’s the versatile acting abilities.

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  7. Oh, and the protagonist is supposed to be in his 50’s. Colin is hot for 48.

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  8. Fantastic casting: Firth & Bell are fearless actors and I don’t think they’ll chicken-out on anything the script calls for. I remember when Firth was running around in the role that has made Daniel Radcliffe a daring actor. Both are superb actors (has everyone seen MISTER FOE with Jamie Bell?) and I think Ford is a genius for casting them.

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