Fun-ness #8967590173240987: Which famous you probably wouldn’t want to find yourself under – under any circumstance, sexual or otherwise – lives in a house like this dot-dot-dot?

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Let’s look at the evidence:

– It cost £400,000 (at which point anyone who doesn’t live on that funny little rock between Scotland and Iceland [or is it Norway?] or in Wales gasps, ‘That won’t even buy me a two-bedder where I live!’, slips into a deep depression, considers moving to Adelaide where you can get five beds and a pool for the price of a studio flat in Islington, then thinks better of it.)

– It’s in Wales.

– Bearing in mind who bought it, it actually looks rather, you know, nice. Modernist flourishes here and there. How modern.

– Picture’s a bit grainy.

Who could it be? Who? Who? Who-who-who-who? Who?

It’s this personage off-of fame, ladies, ladies and ladies….

The unfortunately titled Paul Potts! Off-of erstwhile medieval teeth before he got them done! Hooray! Who we interviewed and he was an arrogant twat! Hooray!

Close your eyes, kids.

That was fun, non? Apparently, Paul Potts has sold a lot of records. He got to No. 1 – singing all the classical songs you never need to hear again – in 38 countries. True story.

 

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3 comments to “Fun-ness #8967590173240987: Which famous you probably wouldn’t want to find yourself under – under any circumstance, sexual or otherwise – lives in a house like this dot-dot-dot?”

  1. It’s a pity his teeth aren’t as modernist as his house.

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  2. You couldn’t get a two-bedder in Islington for that…

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  3. The land around fatty’s new property looks particularly barren.

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