So we were going to mention this yesterday, but lost track of time. We’ve found track of time (eh?) so are taking this opportunity to mention it now.

Don't do it...!

‘It’, is American Psycho: The Musical. As in the nice Bret Easton Ellis fable, later turned into a moving picture starring Christian Bale, and now being given the Broadway treatment.

Bet that’s put a spring in your step.

It’s weird, ’cause only the other day we were discussing the Christian Bale mole (nose, top right, just under the brow) and how we’d so do an SJP on that thing, and low and behold next thing we know, there’s talk of American Psycho: The Musical. Now that’s spooky, and we never really believed in all that shit until now.

But we predict this musical will do great things. The soundtrack alone – Genesis, Whitney, Huey Lewis and the News – is a minor draw in itself.

It’s also the perfect op’ to show Christian Bale in various states of undress. Kinda NSFW. There’s front bottom. What sort of W doesn’t allow front bottom these days…?

Nice sink.

Watch that mole with those damaging rays, Christian... Yeah, baby! Bale's back bum. Careful where you put that, luv...

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3 comments to “So we were going to mention this yesterday, but lost track of time. We’ve found track of time (eh?) so are taking this opportunity to mention it now.”

  1. I love the last pic: Here’s my dick, come and get it!

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  2. if they can turn silence of the lambs and bat boy into musicals then i suppose american psycho could be a smash hit. as long as they don’t get elton john to write it as his anne rice musical crashed and burned.

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  3. screw the music bring on the beef…

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