Let’s look at the evidence:
- We think it’s a male man.
- The hands suggest movement faster than walking, so a male man who often does the one after walking. Running.
- Baggy shorts. Therefore probably in all consideration Americanish.
- That contraption around the left arm. So we’re thinking someone who takes this ‘sport’ thing seriously.
- And c)
- And d)
Who could it be? Who? Who? Who? Who who who who who who who? Who could it be?
It’s Matthew McConaughey off-of never knowingly not sporting, ladies and germs! Hooray!
And here are two zooooooooooooooooooomed out pictures of him sporting. And that jangly front business of his. Oh hello.
*pops to the loo*




I love your games, me me me, when you give the answer away in the first sentence. Makes life so much less hard. Much welcome during this time of credit crunching.
A handsome man, but not hung … those super-tight trousers in Dazed and Confused were never really showing much.
I think it was probably impressive floppage in person … hard to capture in a still photograph!