Which famous has a seemingly massive schlong like this dot-dot-dot? The dolly hand movement might give it away…

But who could it be...?!

Let’s look at the evidence:

– We think it’s a male man.

– The hands suggest movement faster than walking, so a male man who often does the one after walking. Running.

– Baggy shorts. Therefore probably in all consideration Americanish.

– That contraption around the left arm. So we’re thinking someone who takes this ‘sport’ thing seriously.

– And c)

– And d)

Who could it be? Who? Who? Who? Who who who who who who who? Who could it be?

It’s Matthew McConaughey off-of never knowingly not sporting, ladies and germs! Hooray!

And here are two zooooooooooooooooooomed out pictures of him sporting. And that jangly front business of his. Oh hello.

*follows into changing room; hangs around nonchalantly* Is that a penis in your pants or are you just happy to see us?

*pops to the loo*

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3 comments to “Which famous has a seemingly massive schlong like this dot-dot-dot? The dolly hand movement might give it away…”

  1. I love your games, me me me, when you give the answer away in the first sentence. Makes life so much less hard. Much welcome during this time of credit crunching.

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  2. A handsome man, but not hung … those super-tight trousers in Dazed and Confused were never really showing much.

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  3. I think it was probably impressive floppage in person … hard to capture in a still photograph!

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