This Ronaldo calendar is apparently too gay for The Sun

Roll on June. Roll on Ronaldo.

Oh, look at winking football player Ronaldo getting out of the sea. What a gay! Honestly!

Well, that’s what esteemed organ The Sun thinks. They reckon most football fans wouldn’t want to see this sort of perverted homosexual pornography on their walls. Do they have a point? Let us look at the evidence.

A). His hair has obviously been cut by a professional and not his mother. 

b). He is wearing form-fitting swimwear not those baggy surf shorts that sometimes look like beach crinolines favoured by straights.

3). He’s foreign.

z). He’s obviously wearing beach jewellery.

Decide how gay Ronaldo really is by looking at some more pictures from his lovely calendar after the jump. We warn you, short of including full ‘c’ up ‘a’ shots, it could hardly be gayer… 
You big gay!

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7 comments to “This Ronaldo calendar is apparently too gay for The Sun”

  1. looks as bent as a nine bob note darlin x

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  2. That first pic is weird. He’s all head. Oh hello.

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  3. He sure knows his market. And it ain’t the pie-munching, beer-swilling yobbos who watch him nancy about on the pitch every weekend.

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  4. Ne’er a gayer footballer was known

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  5. I personally love how dolly he is. I find it attractive.

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  6. I personally love that he is as fit as a butcher’s dog and knows how to show it off while leaving you wanting more. He could be a bit less of a prima donna though – but it’s not a deal breaker if he comes knocking…

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  7. Well wtf did the Sun expect from this lady? Tabloids are a load of shit, anyway, because they’re written by dumb people…

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