Oh, look at winking football player Ronaldo getting out of the sea. What a gay! Honestly!
Well, that’s what esteemed organ The Sun thinks. They reckon most football fans wouldn’t want to see this sort of perverted homosexual pornography on their walls. Do they have a point? Let us look at the evidence.
A). His hair has obviously been cut by a professional and not his mother.
b). He is wearing form-fitting swimwear not those baggy surf shorts that sometimes look like beach crinolines favoured by straights.
3). He’s foreign.
z). He’s obviously wearing beach jewellery.
Decide how gay Ronaldo really is by looking at some more pictures from his lovely calendar after the jump. We warn you, short of including full ‘c’ up ‘a’ shots, it could hardly be gayer…