What a well-heeled pair. Oh tee and/or hee.

Victoria Beckham and Guy Ritchie, sorry David Beckham ont' red carpet Last night saw the Becksees oot and aboot on the 34th street of London’s glittering Noo Yoik to launch their new smelly – which we hear is ‘alright actually’. But twas not said smelly that bagged all the headlines, but Victoria Beckham’s really father fabularse thigh-high PVC hell-less boots.

The £3,300 Antonio Berardi boots certainly got attention with some newspapers reporting they even ‘stopped traffic’. Hmmm. We also heard on the paper round that pictured booties aren’t that great for ones feet, with medical, bone specialist, posture critic types uttering words like ‘bad’ and ‘suffer’ and ‘pain’ and ooh, ooh here’s a new one… ‘gait’. Ah well, no pain no gain and all that lot.

To see more pictorials of the boots (which will undoubtedly become known as those boots from here on in) and to let us know your thoughts etc on them, David’s outfit and anything else you care to get off your chest (within reason you messy beings) pop yourself over the jumpy…

Look mum, no heel!

Noice?

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5 comments to “What a well-heeled pair. Oh tee and/or hee.”

  1. Would you though, would you?

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  2. I think Dayveed should have a pair and dump the crummy suit

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  3. She’ll be a cripple when she’s 50

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  4. Nasty boots – no heels? Fuck off! She looks like a bad dominatrix. Bad in the sense she is so weedy she couldn’t dominate a daffodil. And as for the suit? Costs a fortune (natch), but looks like it has been made of remnants and put on inside out. The bloke inside it, however, is a right stunna.

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  5. David’s suit is horrible and very cheap-looking. His shoes, however, are gorgeous and expensive-looking.
    The bottom part of Posh looks like someone I was noshing off down Hard On over the weekend. I know.

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