He’s Hotty McHotto.
He’s been our boyfriend for quite some time now.
He plays tennis. Quite well, as it happens.
His name begins with Rafael Nada…
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Surprise! It’s Rafael Nadal. He likes us to call him Rafa, but you can call him Senor (with one of them wiggly things over the ‘n’, obv, only we can’t find it on our keyboard).