Minogue does musical. End.

Sing-along-a-perma-grin We heard on a vine of sorts that a small person known as Nasty is working on a musical based on all her hits. The cunt sized pop star is writing with a human known as Kathy Lette who is ‘pparently a friend an author.

Author friend said, ‘We’ll weave all her hits together into a great storyline. Kylie never does anything naff. She’s got a finely tuned crap antenna and we don’t suffer from an irony deficiency’.

Oh. Dear.

Now the news is that we are both tussling and fiddling with ourselves at the same time over this because as much as we je n’aime pas NLC Kylie, we have been known to bop along to a couple of her tunes, past and present. So perhaps – and we said perhaps – this will be fun. In a sort of ‘We really didn’t want to see Mamma Mia! but found ourselves dancing in the aisles with Aunt Jean at the end’ way. What do you think?

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15 comments to “Minogue does musical. End.”

  1. Give up and go home. Why are you still in this country? Surely you’ve been dodging immigration officials for long enough now. My hairdresser was an Aussie and he’s just been turfed out of the country. Most upsetting. Now why don’t you follow him. His name is Chad. You can’t miss him – he looks like all other Australians. Bye.

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  2. Nasty Little Cunt Kylie ‘never does anything naff’???
    Where’s that tumble-weed, me-me-me???

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  3. I’d watch a musical based on Dannii, but not the Professional Cancer Survivor.

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  4. Go fuck yourself…Kylie is a love…you are a fucking twat!

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  5. I was born with more wrinkles than she has

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  6. Her Madame Tussauds waxwork has more wrinkles than she has…

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  7. who the fuck wrote this article? go fuck yourself and fuck off. fuck you!

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  8. I never fail to be amazed by the eloquence of Kylie fans…

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  9. I am always shocked by the cruelty of people. I ask the question, What has Ms. Minogue done to you or anyone for that matter? Throughout her career she has been nothing but professional. She continues to be absolutely gracious to all her fans….even in the face of articles such as this. I think your comments are hateful, and Pilar…you should be ashamed of yourself! If you ever had anyone you care about go thru cancer you would cut your own tongue rather than make those comments.

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  10. Why is Kylie so untouchable? Well, she’s not untouchable, but when you do touch her, people really go c-RAZY. Always hated the woman, cancer or no cancer, and I’m certainly not going to like a woman just coz she’s recovered from cancer. Cancer happens to bad people too, you know.

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  11. I ask the question: How do you know Kylie isn’t a cunt? She’s gotten an awful long way on no talent whatsoever, and in my experience the only people who manage to do that are manipulative, cuntish types. At this juncture I imagine a lot of people are also shouting ‘Madonna’.

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  12. Personally I find it very refreshing to find a gay site (is this a gay site? Sorry if that’s presumptuous) that doesn’t fawn over Kylie.

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  13. I love Kylie and Madonna and Dannii and Sonia.

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  14. Let’s end this now.

    The Reynold’s Girls should do a musical based on their hit(s). We can all unite in opposition to that.

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  15. You Like Her or Not! But this is the Proof! that She is a Diva, a Professional, & Best in Her game!

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