Oh, it is Halloween and the whole of London will mutate into the kind of enourmous provincial town one-night stands come from. Goths will be wearing their entire closet, sending sales of WOOLITE® For All Darks skyrocketing in November. For slutty girls, it’s always time for that dress they bought before they blimped. Sure, a short black bob and weensy skirt is spooky: one glance at the acreage on their meaty dimpled thighs always scares the bejesus out of me. Never mind: they’ll be waking up the next day, shaking off a hangover and heading over to the clinic where any lost condoms will be professinally retrieved. For blokes, a mask will do. (more…)
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By Me Me Me on October 31, 2008
It may have skipped your notice that Big London is hosting the Olympics in 2012. We’re busy shifting our rather nice-even-if-we-do-say-so north Londinium gaff eastwards, milimitre by milimitre, so that come four years down the line it will be within a hop, skip and a 100m dash of all that sports-related brouhaha and we’ll be able to rent it out at £700,000 a day to what the press release refers to as a ‘sports fan’.
Anyways plural, the year of the baby G 12 looks like busting at the seams with things of a fun nature, seeing as news has reached us that London has won the battle *yeeeeeeeeeeee-HA!* to stage World Pride. In 2012. Keep up.
Which roughly translates to, ooh, a billion extra gayyyyyyyyyyyysssssss (that’s ‘gays’ in Gay) on the glittering streets of London, to do with as we see fit.
The details are thus:
– 23 June – 8 July, 2012
– Main parade: 7 July
– Makes a note of that
– NB. We realise that picture’s not particularly ‘Mo Pride related. We just thought it was a nice picture, and rumour has it real life gays have been on the London Eye. S’true. Tell all your friends.