‘A gay in the Vatican! We don’t think so, do we, Dolly?’ – Lady Miss Pope Benedict

Ooh, get you girl!

Pope Benedict – known as Benny to his friends and Dolly to his very close friends – has decided he don’t want no dirty French gays hanging around the Vatican not even if they are the official ambassador from France. Well, you can see his point. They might start picking up his boyfriends.

Benedict – seen here in his very favourite fairy costume – has decided that one monsieur Jean-Loup Kuhn-Delforge, official ambassador to the frankly preposterous ‘country’ of The Vatican, will not do. Not at all. Non! Non! Non!

Maybe he just doesn’t fancy Monsieur KD but sources are having it that he doesn’t like his ‘personal profile’. Which may or may not be the same as a Gaydar profile. He’s also not keen on the fact that he’s a ‘militant homosexual’ (does that mean he sometimes wears army boots, while Popestress prefers a red patent slip-on, as we’ve seen?) or the fact that his double-barrelled name is half his, half his husband’s. Maybe that’s it: as a married man, there’s no point in having him round if he’s just going to prick tease.

Whatever the reason, Frenchie Prez Sarkozy is having to come up with someone else of ‘good name’.

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6 comments to “‘A gay in the Vatican! We don’t think so, do we, Dolly?’ – Lady Miss Pope Benedict”

  1. The Pope is a cunt. Pure and simple.

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  2. An utter total 110% cunt actually… and a jealous bitch to boot !

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  3. Oh, but look at the fancywork on that cape!

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  4. So what happens if Carla Bruni’s hubby turns round and says to yer Pope bloke ‘Fuck you. Don’t like our ambassador? Tough tits, we ain’t sending another one. Talk to yourselves, see if we care’.

    I mean really, what can the Vatican do? Cancel billions of Euro’s worth of trade deals? Drop out of Eurovision in protest? France could save themselves a packet by withdrawing their Vatican ambassador – I mean the Ferrero Rocher bill alone could probably pay for a new hospital or something.

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  5. So if he let the ambassador stay, y’all call him a hypocrite. He sticks up for what he believes in, no matter how wrong, and he’s called a cunt. Give me a break! Change what you can. I know, I know, we can’t let him get away with it. Silence means we’re endorsing his actions. But come on, the Church has been the way it is for thousands of years. Maybe in another thousand years they’ll change. I do commend this blog for bringing this to everyone’s attention. But really, what does calling someone a ‘cunt’ do? Except make you look unintelligent.

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  6. I hear what you’re saying, but it’s not unintelligent to call someone a cunt. It’s an extremely resonant word and in this instance is perfectly – PERFECTLY – apt. Because he is a cunt. Just because it’s a ‘swear’ word doesn’t render it any less linguistically worthy. And progress – in the face of evil bigotry – doesn’t happen passively.

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