Pope Benedict – known as Benny to his friends and Dolly to his very close friends – has decided he don’t want no dirty French gays hanging around the Vatican not even if they are the official ambassador from France. Well, you can see his point. They might start picking up his boyfriends.
Benedict – seen here in his very favourite fairy costume – has decided that one monsieur Jean-Loup Kuhn-Delforge, official ambassador to the frankly preposterous ‘country’ of The Vatican, will not do. Not at all. Non! Non! Non!
Maybe he just doesn’t fancy Monsieur KD but sources are having it that he doesn’t like his ‘personal profile’. Which may or may not be the same as a Gaydar profile. He’s also not keen on the fact that he’s a ‘militant homosexual’ (does that mean he sometimes wears army boots, while Popestress prefers a red patent slip-on, as we’ve seen?) or the fact that his double-barrelled name is half his, half his husband’s. Maybe that’s it: as a married man, there’s no point in having him round if he’s just going to prick tease.
Whatever the reason, Frenchie Prez Sarkozy is having to come up with someone else of ‘good name’.