Sod the Gossip Girl
gays guys, we want to go deep withinside the ‘twisted world of revenge porn’…! *has a brainwave*
Ooh, and then there’s ‘Do you have douchebag hair?’ *points at Gok Wan* Oh no, that’s just lesbian hair.
Oh c-hrist, then there are the ’23 must-haves to complete your winter wardrobe’. One of them surely has to be a nice chunky sex-club boot. Finishes off an outfit like you wouldn’t b’.
And ‘everything you need to know to buy the perfect watch’? It’s amazing what features you can come up with when an advertiser’s pumping loads of cash dollar into your magoizeen.
As for those ‘yuppie survivalists’…
Oh but yes, the Gossip Girl gennelmen. We’re rather fond of all of the above. But can exclusively reveal we’d bum Penn Badgley first, then Ed Westwick, then Chace Crawford. So left, right, middle.
*Chace puts head inside gas oven*
Controversial, p’raps. Or p’raps not. This , incidentally, is based entirely on first-hand experience of
bumming interviewing all three. Chace, if you’re innerested, was wearing all the make-up Mac can make. Made. Will make. Ever. It’s kind of a deal-breaker round here.
All three at the same time you say? Wash your mouth out, pig.
ps. The new Details mag. You know, the magazine for gay men who haven’t come out yet. Oh hello.