Oooooooh la la, look at Lily Cole on the cover of Playboy. And who knew, some dirty Christian groups are OUTRAGED. OUTRAGED, we tell you. Simply…………………………….. OUTRAGED.

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a) J’adore Lily Cole. J’adore j’adore j’adore. Totally wouldn’t touch the moon-faced ginge, but j’adore j’adore j’adore.

b) She looks freakin’ hot on the cover of Playboy, November ish. Oh, it’s the French Playboy, naturellement.

Trois) The inspiration behind the cover is Serge Gainsbourg’s album, Histoire de Melody Nelson, as seen here…

Where's my fucking baguette? 

iv) Christian groups are kicking off their sensible orthopaedic shoes in outrage at the cover because they feel the pictures are, and we quote, ‘degrading to M&S’. (NB. For those who don’t know, Lily Cole stars in the Marks and Spencer telly ads. She’s very good.) And you can imagine we have a few things to say about that. Including these things:

ONE) What the fuck has it got to do with you, you interferering god-bothering retards?

DEUX) The Baby Jesus told us personally he likes a bit of ginge minge. Incidentally, soon after our conversation, he could be found having a tea party with the fairies down the bottom of our (65ft. We know!) garden, complete with Rich Tea, HobNobs and a black olive ‘n’ anchovie tapenade. From M&S, spookily!

THRICE) Dear dirty Christians: Have you actually seen the M&S adverts starring Lily Cole? In which one of her co-stars, Naomie Lenoir, runs around in nothing but bra and panties? And whilst we’re on the matter, have you ever stepped foot withinside an M&S store? The same stores in which one can real-life buy underwear of the intimate kind, as advertised by the womens and the mens in nowt but, well, intimates? A bit like this…

Can you get these in the Handforth Dean branch?

Okay, that’s a bloke in Speedos. But it proves our point to white-weeing perfection. Wethankyou.

 

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10 comments to “Oooooooh la la, look at Lily Cole on the cover of Playboy. And who knew, some dirty Christian groups are OUTRAGED. OUTRAGED, we tell you. Simply…………………………….. OUTRAGED.”

  1. Brilliant cover. And such a fully-researched piece, me-me-me. Well done you.

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  2. I was half-way through a chocolate eclair when I clicked through to that last picture. But now I’ve thrown the rest of it in the bin.
    Actually, that’s a lie. I thought about throwing the rest of it in the bin, but decided the taste of sugar and fat was just too good. Unless you can call my mouth a bin.

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  3. I like his teeny red panties.

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  4. Next time I reach for the cough candy twists I’m going to take a look at that man in red and just say no.

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  5. He looks a bit like that guy Bosco who lives in Italy

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  6. I think the red-trunked hottie has got some of us off topic. Christians are cunts.

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