Clive Owen, who generally jostles bewtixt the places 1, 2 and 3 in our dolly hearts (the others being Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman. Oh and David Gandy. And Javier Bardem and whatshisface. Oh and him as well, and that one whose name will come to us in a jiffy… Plus him over there. Yes, you) is 44 earth years old today.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrappy birthday, bum-chum.
And in honour of the anniversary of his birth, let’s look at all the naked pictures of him we could find, sohelpusgod…
An homage to Clive Owen. No, he's not dead, he's just 44.,