Oct 3
2008

An homage to Clive Owen. No, he’s not dead, he’s just 44.

By admin on October 3, 2008

Rough 'n' Ready 'n' 44.

Oh.

Hello.

Clive Owen, who generally jostles bewtixt the places 1, 2 and 3 in our dolly hearts (the others being Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman. Oh and David Gandy. And Javier Bardem and whatshisface. Oh and him as well, and that one whose name will come to us in a jiffy… Plus him over there. Yes, you) is 44 earth years old today.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrappy birthday, bum-chum.

And in honour of the anniversary of his birth, let’s look at all the naked pictures of him we could find, sohelpusgod…

Oh Clive. Oh-oh Clive. Oh-oh-oh, Clive! Oh-oh-oh-oh, Clive! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Clive! Oooh, Clivedon Manor... Ditch the wall.
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4 comments to “An homage to Clive Owen. No, he’s not dead, he’s just 44.”

  1. elsie tanner
    elsie tanner October 3, 2008 at 3:33 pm |

    I think you’ll find that he’s *my* boyfriend.

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  2. Champagne for Lulu
    Champagne for Lulu October 3, 2008 at 3:37 pm |

    Eff off.
    That’s frankly not what he was telling me last night. From behind, naturally, because we were at IT doggy style. Not my favourite, coz I’m a romantic and like to be able to snog midst, but you get what you pay for.

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  3. Pilar Palabundar
    Pilar Palabundar October 3, 2008 at 4:14 pm |

    I don’t care who claims him as their own as long as he still comes round twice a week and pleasures me fast and nasty.

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  4. chas and/or dave
    chas and/or dave October 3, 2008 at 5:05 pm |

    Look at his fuzzy little botty in picture one.

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