We’re aware he has no lips, incidentally. It’s funny, ’cause we’re partial to a lumpen lip, especially if the owner of said lumpen lip knows what to do with it, ifyouknowwhatwemean… *pats hair, Mae West style*
But back to Daniel off-of Craig(slist. We wish)… so f-yes, the lips. They’re not Kenneth Branagh no-lips, which are literally a pencil dash on his face, for which we are grateful. And the rest of Daniel’s physiognomy (we learnt that word from Jane Eyre, aged 13. We thought it pretentious at the time, and still do now) makes us come over all, well, queer if we’re being honest and that salt ‘n’ pepper stubble is just the very scratchy cherry on the Bakewell Tart with a side of warmed through custard. And that’s high praise indeed.
Now let’s look at Daniel’s cock. Who knew that was coming…
Oh look-see, a picture of our boyfriend Daniel Craig with stubble, in case you're interested.,