This man is a total cock. Which is spooky, because it’s obviously what he’s been gagging for all his life…*

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This handsome older gentleman hates gays.

He thinks gay men should be branded with warnings, much like cigarette packets.

He also happens to be a professional god-botherer. Who knew.

He also happens to be the chaplain of London Stock Exchange.

He’s called The Rev Peter ‘Cunty’ Mullen.

And this is the vitriol that’s come out of his dirty, ne’er-been-near-a-male-penis-in-my-life,-m’Lord, mouth:

‘It is time that religious believers began to recommend… discouragements of homosexual practices after the style of warnings on cigarette packets.

‘Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with FELLATIO KILLS.’

He’s also written a charming poem, inspired by a colleague of his marrying two gay men earlier in the year. It goes something like this:

‘The Bishop of London is high in a huff, Because Dr Dudley has married a puff; And not just one puff – he’s married another. Two priests, two puffs and either to other.’

*proposes The Rev Peter ‘Cunty’ Mullen for next Poet Laureate*

Oh but that’s not all, ladies and germs… he also think all gay prides should be banned because they are, and we quote, ‘obscene’.

But now, owing to all of the above, he may face a disciplinary inquiry. And naturally The Rev Peter ‘Cunty’ Mullen is a little concerned, and has said this in his defence:

‘I wrote some satirical things on my blog and anybody with an ounce of sense of humour or any understanding of the tradition of English satire would immediately assume that they’re light-hearted jokes. I certainly have nothing against homosexuals. Many of my dear friends have been and are of that persuasion. What I have got against them is the militant preaching of homosexuality.’

In other words, the text-book answer for all homophobic cunts.

But that’s all by-the-by. Retards will be retards. But what we’re particularly struck by is his resemblance to Peter Griffin off-of Family Guy…

The Rev Peter Mullen

*This is satire, people, satire. Anyone with an ounce of a sense of humour or any understanding of the tradition of English satire will realise that the Rev Peter Mullen is a total and utter cunt. And we’re allowed to say that. Some of our dearest friends are total and utter cunts.

ps. You can read more on the matter, here, if you like. Warning: It’s the Daily Mail, so naturally there a quite a few people on there who agree with the Reverend Cunty. Warms the cockles of your heart, don’t it…

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9 comments to “This man is a total cock. Which is spooky, because it’s obviously what he’s been gagging for all his life…*”

  1. I seriously can’t believe that people still get away with blatant hatred. Can you imagine if he’s said the same thing in reference to Jews or black people???!!! He would have been sacked immediately and pilloried by society, but instead there are people (sick people) who actually support his views. Anyone with these sorts of views are evil. It’s merely ironic that so many of these evil people hide behind the veil of religion.

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  2. Last time he paid for my services, he sent me on my way with a packet of Monster Munch and a pat on the back. There was no mention of branding my arse. Oh, but he did spend an awful lot of time down there…

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  3. Lois certainly wouldn’t put up with it
    Watch another repeat at 11 BBC3

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  4. Who’s Lois?

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  5. Silly twat. Honestly, find something else to fret over, you sad bastard.

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  6. These people all have really close gay friends, don’t they? Why are those close gay friends not slapping them in that case? Can we have the names and addresses of these gay friends? Or do you think they might be figments of the imagination, perhaps?

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  7. His face is made up of 2 different parts. They are different colours. My mate thinks he may be the Phantom of the Opera. If he is, he should be used to thegays, hundreds of them went to see that. he should be a bit more greatful….

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  8. Sarah Pail – Lois is the wife of Peter Griffin who features in the story above. If you got your nose out of the Bible once in a while maybe you’d have known that. Silly silly Sarah. Goodbye.

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  9. I of course meant ‘Sarah Palin’ above, not Pail. Silly silly cher fan.

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