Who wants to look at naked pictures of a bloke we’ve never heard of, but will happily get to know now we’ve been introduced? Rhetorical question, btw.

Are those M&S?

Hello.

Oh hello.

This gennelman’s name is Ryan Kwanten and upon IMDB-ing him, we discovered he used to be in Home and Away.

*…no matter where you are, you’re my guiding star…*

And our Americanish friends can currently see him in *checks notes* True Blood, a show about vampires also starring Anna ‘whatever happened to? Now we know’ Paquin. You know, the small person off The Piano. Actually, that’s a tad unjust. She has done rather a lot since The Piano, we’re just not sure what.

So this Ryan bloke has the sort of body we’re hoping to achieve with ten minutes down the gym, fortnightly, eight of those spent in the shower… and luckily for us, he ain’t afraid to show it off! *claps*

See…!

Honey, have you been working out? Nice tits. Whilst you're down there... Going commando we see... And now for your close-up...

*off-white wees*

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8 comments to “Who wants to look at naked pictures of a bloke we’ve never heard of, but will happily get to know now we’ve been introduced? Rhetorical question, btw.”

  1. He looks a bit like Gordon Ramsey, but apart from that, yes. Thanks for the introduction.

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  2. What the hell are you talking about Champers? there’s not a wrinkled hint of Gordon Ramsey in that beauty up there.

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  3. ‘Hold me in your arms, don’t let me go, I want to stay forever…’

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  4. You failed to mention that he has a needle dick too. Not that I didn’t sleep with him in 07.

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  5. I now have the theme tune to Home and Away stuck in my head. Thankings.
    And then I tried to think of something else, and all I could think of was the theme tune to Last of the Summer Wine.
    Thankings.

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  6. pretty darn big needle

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  7. That’s one fine lookin man…with a beautiful ass….I’d eat that ass for breakfast….

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  8. Christness. Hot.

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