Yes, Myleene off-of ‘jack of all trades, master of none’ (which the redtops mistake for being ‘multi-talented’) is reportedly effing orf to start work on MTV project. And as much as we don’t like Myleene (I mean really, Myleene? Even Chardonnay or Bianca or Ashleighn are less ‘I drink Panda Pops from Happy Shopper’ names) we are really quite happy for her.
The sooner she hauls hefty arse off our fair Isles, the better. Presumably if the ‘Cat Deeley’ goes to plan she’ll disappear off our screens and in fact, off the radar that people always mention when saying ‘disappear off’, altogether. Yaaaaaaay!