First Mr Gay UK ‘fried and ate’ victim :-(

Ciao! down on that

No, it’s not one of those mis-read headlines that makes us choke, gag and almost sick, this is a true story that makes us choke, gag and almost sick.

Anthony Morley, the first winner of Mr. Gay UK (yes, he was a hotty) was yester yore accused of murdering and eating (yes, that kind of eating) a gay man. Leeds Crown Court heard how Morley stabbed his victim Damian Oldfield several times in the neck following – what the court was told – a session of ‘sexual activity’ (aka ‘a sesh of ye olde back bottoming’).

When Oldfield finally died, Morley allegedly cut off part of his thigh, seasoned it with fresh herbs (noice choice), cooked it in olive oil (extra virgin we hopes) and chowed down on it. Baaaaaaaaah! He then trundled over to a takeaway for some more food, oh no sorry, to confess that he had killed someone.

When police types arrived he claimed Oldfield had tried to rape him and he acted in self defence. When asked how he tried to stop Oldfield he said: “I’m a chef, how do you think I stopped him?” before supping on some chianti and ‘F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f’ing *Hopkins styley* (allegedly!)

It’s like something from ‘When Good Gays Go Bad’ or summing or nuffing and it is awfully sad and awfully awful. :-(

If you so choose you can read more here.

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7 comments to “First Mr Gay UK ‘fried and ate’ victim :-(”

  1. Love your picture choice!

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  2. I love the idea of a TV programme called ‘When Good Gays Go Bad’! Hosted by John Barrowman methinks.

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  3. this is RATHER SICK to be joking about!

    Get real people – you may be next

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  4. Oh come on, if you can’t make a joke about this…

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  5. Is that a threat channel 4?

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  6. Fancy taking this outside?

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  7. Calm down dear, it’s only a commercial.

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