Ooh, that Britney, she’s like a chameleon!

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Britney Spears – or BS for short – proves that she’s still got it (‘it’ being lack of talent/clue/idea) in the new video for the brand new single which we can’t quite remember the name of, but which we’re sure is just amazing. In the way that only Britney can be amazing. ie not amazing at all.

Here she shows her skills in wearing not only a wig but spectacles, while walking, talking and chewing gum ALL AT THE SAME TIME (thankfully, she’s no longer required to look after children so, you know, there’s time on them there hands).  

In other clips from the video we can exclusively reveal (we use the term ‘exclusively’ in the same way that most magazines use it: meaning not exclusive in the slightest) she has blonde hair. Oh, and long brown hair. Is there no end/beginning to her talents?

See brown hair (gasps!) after the jump… 

 
Brown hair. Thank you ladies and germs.

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7 comments to “Ooh, that Britney, she’s like a chameleon!”

  1. Yawny McYawnison. So over her and her little dog too.

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  2. Who be theshaven headed/mohawk chap on the right? Seems to have potential.

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  3. what the fuck?? who writes this blog? i think you should fuck yourself and fuck off. what the fuck got in your brain?? are you like republican or something? you fucking asshole

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  4. Do you kiss your Momma with that dirty mouth, Fran-Kay?

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  5. Slightly confused, Frank-Kay… because they’re (slightly) rude about Britney (honey, you should read what they say about other people – she got off lightly this time!), they’re Republican…???
    Er………… keep taking the meds.

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  6. God, Franny, calm down dear.

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  7. It’s a British site – don’t you mean ‘are you like a Tory or something?’

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