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If you were a boy... what, exactly?!

So, ladies, ladies and others… it’s Beyoncé’s brand spankin’ new single, ‘If I Were A Boy’! *ksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh*

(Sound of uproarious clapping, btw…)

We were going to give you a big ole preamble… you know, something along the lines of ‘we’re going to New York next week to interview Beyoncé’. Oh, that’s the preamble. It pays the bills, people. Bills. Bills, bills, bills.

We digress. So, this is it… Stop, look and listen after Madam(oiselle) Jumpy… *again, kssssssssssssssssssssssssssh*

 

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4 comments to “*Insert drum roll. Please*”

  1. Hmmmmmn, I’m gonna have a few more listens then I’ll let you know.

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  2. Kinda sounds like a third single to me.

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  3. Cute, but won’t have me dancing on glass tables with my skirt pulled over my head.

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  4. “no longer available” – well isnt that just wizard . . . how can i slag it off now?

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