So, ladies, ladies and others… it’s Beyoncé’s brand spankin’ new single, ‘If I Were A Boy’! *ksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh*
(Sound of uproarious clapping, btw…)
We were going to give you a big ole preamble… you know, something along the lines of ‘we’re going to New York next week to interview Beyoncé’. Oh, that’s the preamble. It pays the bills, people. Bills. Bills, bills, bills.
We digress. So, this is it… Stop, look and listen after Madam(oiselle) Jumpy… *again, kssssssssssssssssssssssssssh*